Sunday, April 2, 2017

Think of the children!

So apparently Owl's Brew (http://www.theowlsbrew.com/) makes and sells beer/tea beverages.  Beer mixed with watermelon and white tea, ale with Darjeeling hibiscus and strawberry.  Won't children accustomed to Arizona iced tea be confused and mistake this new product for actual iced tea, think of the accidental ingestion and increased visits to the hospital emergency rooms!  We must ban this and put a stop to this practice now!

Saturday, April 1, 2017

Advanced Technology

OK, Market Basket is now the most technologically advanced supermarket I know.  They are able to print their register receipts ON BOTH SIDES!  Seriously.  BOTH SIDES.  I've never seen this anywhere before.  My rough calculations indicate this saves about 1/2 the paper.